Yes oh! They exist…we have them everywhere, committing various disastrous offences with the hollow between their arms and torso…chai! I weep just at the thought 🙁
So today I’ll be tabling the matter of just one category of these rare human specie…because if we attempt to talk about all ehn *sigh*…let’s just leave it there.
So, the category we’re discussing today is made up of the rarest of this breed, they are called the “branding experts”, these rare breed are found mostly on public transport…buses to be precise. For us KP’s (aje KPakos) that cannot afford the luxury of chattered/hired cabs (side eye to those that disagree…cc: Critik) we find it imperative to jump these transport buses.
Please be reminded, these transport buses are usually filled with all sorts, and pray you must, that you’re lucky enough to sit close to someone who smells reasonably enough that you may not choke… So back to our rare breed…
These people seem to take it upon themselves (consciously or unconsciously, at this point I no longer give the smelly crack of a rat’s behind) to ensure that you don’t forget them once you get down from that bus, and how do they do this? They “brand” you with their smell. They aren’t simply content with just sitting quietly beside you, NO OH! Not these lot oh! They ensure that your entire, and I stress ENTIRE shoulder is engulfed under their sweaty, un-deodorized pits, like really??? After squirming uncomfortably throughout the journey, you emerge from the bus with one drenched shoulder and a lingering and sickening smell…jeez! Please help me ask these people “which way naaaa?”
But what can we do, these are the consequences we have to shoulder to get transported from one point to the other (see what i did there? Hehe)
Ever had a similar experience? Abeg share, I would love to hear about it…